So I'm driving along yesterday, when it hits me: driving is exactly like navigating an internet forum! Before you yell "Nerd!" and point, listen.
Look at it this way:
-Police are the moderators, enforcing the rules with bans and other punishments
-You can be driving along, trying to get to something meaningful, when some retard cuts right in front of you, derailing the whole trip.
-Stop lights are the breaks between checking replies
-Traffic jams = Bandwidth Limit Exceeded
-Admin? God
-No matter who derails a thread, everyone else blames everyone else
-Fairness and logic are completely useless and unwanted
-Old people have no idea how to do it properly
-kids way too young to be on there are driving everyone else insane
I'll edit this as I think up others.
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